Why Worry??

There are only two things to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about:

Either you will get well, or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.

If you die, there are only two things to worry about.

Either you will go to Heaven, or you will go to Hell.

If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to Hell,

you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,

you won't have time to worry.

- Chinese Proverb -